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My reply to United

Ed note: After giving United ample opportunity to read our original letter and receiving nothing but a form letter reply, we decided to get their attention through the Web, and again, ask for a reply.

As mentioned elsewhere, at the request of the individual from United's Customer Relations department to whom this letter is addressed, I have removed his name from this page.

September 6, 1996

"M"
Customer Relations
United Airlines
PO Box 66100
Chicago, IL
60666

Re: REF #: 0220779A

Dear "M":

We recently received your reply to our two letters of complaint. Under ordinary circumstances, we would have been satisfied with a sincere expression of regret for the poor service that we faced throughout our trip with United Airlines. However, since you did not deem our rather serious complaints worthy of attention, beyond a brief, form-letter reply, we felt compelled to express our disappointment in a more public forum. We should note that it was not merely the form letter that bothered us. Rather, it was the sense that our many hours of time, patiently explaining to you the ordeal we went through with United Airlines, had been completely ignored. Since it appears too much to ask that you read the three and a half pages of our initial letter, allow us to briefly summarize the main points:

  • the runaround we endured at the Toronto airport, resulting from the total lack of assistance offered us by the United gate counter agent
  • the subsequent loss of our reserved seat assignments in Honolulu
  • the damage to a wool suit that resulted from our garment bag being carelessly tossed on the closet floor by a United flight attendant, with a baby stroller placed on top

Had you read the final paragraph of our initial letter of June 13, you would have noted that we specifically stated, "We are well familiar with the occasional flight delay, lack of meal selection, and temporary misplacement of checked luggage that plagues the entire airline industry." Thus, replying with a note whose main emphasis is on delayed or cancelled flights is not only irrelevant, but insulting. Furthermore, since the second paragraph of your form letter begins with "We fully recognize the importance of on-time performance to you," it is somewhat ironic that your reply, dated July 24, was not postmarked until August 22.

You may be aware of the very popular World Wide Web, and you have no doubt heard of the Internet. One of the reasons the "web" has become so pervasive is that it empowers individuals with the ability to reach out to tens of thousands of individuals and inform them about topics of interest. As a result of United's reluctance to actually read what we had patiently written, and then, further insulting us with an inappropriate form letter that completely ignores the substance of our complaints, we decided to publicize these incidents through our own set of web pages.

We have also registered these pages with various popular search engines, so that anyone looking for information about your airline will have an opportunity to read about our experiences. In fact, one of the most popular search engines, Digital Equipment Corp.'s AltaVista, presently returns a pointer to our page at the very top of the list for a search on "United Airlines" as shown below:

 Word count: Airlines:130389; United:2226478

Documents 1-10 of about 50000 matching the query, best matches first.

United Airlines Poor Show
United Airlines = Bad Service? These pages began as a result of some nasty experiences I had with United and their reluctance to actually read what I had..
http://www.dgp.toronto.edu/~jer/poorshow/ - size 830 bytes - 4 Sep 96

While the content was only added to the system two days ago (September 4, 1996), we are pleased to see that as of this writing, 50 individuals outside of the University of Toronto have already visited these pages.

For your reference, we are enclosing a printout of the main page from http://www.dgp.toronto.edu/~jer/poorshow/

Since we have already sent our original letter of complaint to you twice, we did not feel it necessary to include another copy here. Of course, should you wish to review it, you can do so through the World Wide Web. We will be happy to update both our opinion of United Airlines as well as these Web pages, if you find the time to apologize with something more than a form letter.

Should United Airlines wish to follow-up on this matter, please note that we are moving to Japan at the end of September, so our new mailing address will be:

Dr. Jeremy R. Cooperstock
Sony Computer Science Laboratory
Takanawa Muse Building 3F
3-14-13 Higashi-Gotanda, Shinagawa-ku
Tokyo, 141, Japan

Obviously, since United has not replied to our complaints, we will be using another airline for our travels to Japan.

Sincerely,

Jeremy R. Cooperstock and Vinita N. D'Souza

Cc: Mr.Gerald Greenwald, President, United Airlines

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